NEWS FLASH-AL GORE EATEN BY LAST POLAR BEAR ON EARTH.

Quote- from cross-dresser Mike S. ex "I was lucky to get out of that hellish marrige with the clothes on my back".

"Hollywood" Harry Watling has new coins to distribute to his favorite bar maids for "favors".

 Richie is a dope.

This page will be reserved for the unusual behavior or low acts by club members.

Dave Says "Zippy wants in on the next P'Town trip, he seems to eager to make a showing at The Underground". 

Richie #1 & Mr. Squiggly seem to be the only normal people in attendance.

Muriel & Dave must cut back on affection while movies are playing. And Muriel wants more risque films?

Timmy S. attended Gay Bartenders Week in San Francisco to educate himself about certain club members.

Richie #2 seen shopping at "Eros" in P'Town, he said it was for Jack?

"HOLLYWOOD" HARRY WATLING GOT A "SENSATION" LAST WEEK AFTER DOLING OUT A "LOVE COIN"

NEW PERVERTED ACTS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING COLLECTED FOR 2012-13 SEASON DEVELOPING

Jack Skulls still not dating now can't decide his sexuality. Keeps watching "Glen and Glenda".

NOTABLE HISTORICAL EVENTS OF THE SONS

NOVEMBER 27TH SONS OF ED WOOD HAVE HACKED INTO SECERT EMAILS FROM  Climate Gate TO reveal Michael Mann of Pennsylvania State University and the University of East Anglia have "cooked up" the whole global warming lie. ONLY JACK "SKULLS" AND AL GORE BELIEVE THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING.

2007 Seamus " Aargh " Healey was exellent playing flute out of nose during singing of " Truck Driving Man" what talent. See side picture with " Black Jack" Connell in Paddy's Pig, 1932 MG

2006 Pres. G. Bush adds Sons of Ed Wood to "Axis of Evil" club celebrates new distinction.

QUOTE of the month 2000 "A pubic hair will tow a battleship." Bill Clinton.