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Women’s Month is Jack’s favorite month, since he is a hermaphrodite and an Ed Wood descendant. His constant whining is identified as his lack of knowing who or what he really is. Pity this poor wretched human excuse of a “man”

P.S. Dr. Dunkoff, has advised “he always gets excited around women’s clothes, as if he belongs in them”

 

 

 

 

REQUEST A MOVIE AND WE WILL SEE IF IT IS IN THE 1400 FILM DVD LIBRARY

 

 

OCTOBER 27TH THE SONS OF ED WOOD ANNUAL HALLLOWEEN MOVIE SCARE-O-THON

STARTING AT NOON

 

YOU CAN EMAIL RICK  AND REQUEST A MOVIE IN THE LIBRARY. JACK HAS NO MEANS TO COMMUNICATE TO ANYBODY HE IS AS THEY SAY

PROSONNA EL NOBODY DE ZERO

   Bring a friend, share a rare moment of fright together, watch the Mr. Frosty settle in the pint, at the Claddagh. Watch as children catch acid rain snowflakes on their tongues and scream in pain.

EVERY Tues. ONE DAY ONLY! 5PM

AT THE CAPE COD CLADDAGH INN CINEMA 

THERE WILL BE NO MOVIES IN SUMMER DUE TO DRUNKS WHO CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THE TIKI BAR AND FLESH AT THE POOL (HARRY). BESIDES LEE HAS THEM SHACLKED TO THE BAR. MOVIES START UP AGAIN IN SEPT.

May 25th's showing of "Dead Snow" was so revolting Muriel had to wear depends to bed. The best part was when the zombie grabbed the doubter, pulled him through the window as his friends pulled back. Pissed off the zombie put his thumbs in his eyes, split his head open and the brains popped out. More please!!


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